Ms. Steffans…

February 7, 2012 under From The World of WTF



So let The Shaun get this straight! You make the decision to suck half the dicks in the MUSIC business. Embrace an nickname like “Superhead”. Oh my fault you now tell people you didn’t embrace and that it was just a name given you.

Your honor, the state would like to submit the following into evidence…

You write a book basically exposing yourself to the world and you not only expect people to give a fuck but you always want us to believe you are not doing it for the money. While you exploit the names attached to the dicks that made you famous, you attempt to sue Mr. Marcus for re-releasing the porno scene you consented to back in the day.

If that wasn’t enough, you put up a website for your whoredom for all to see, as you display a drunk Bobby Brown on your couch as your son laughs in the background (I’ll get back to that) and teases accusations of other guys lives you’d have partaken with your “talents”.

You have made a brand of your whoredom as you now sell under garments and other items signed by yourself on your website. Oh don’t let The Shaun forget that you have recently released a second book exposing even more and destroying even more lives. Yes, The Shaun understands the men exposed are in the wrong as well as stupid by hooking up with you even after your first book was released. Yet, you cannot expect any logically thinking soul to honestly believe you’re wrote the book as a way to educate our young girls on the dangers of the music industry.

The only thing anyone is going to learn from your books or your lifestyle is how to be the best trifling, gold-digging, good for nothing (well, maybe one thing) slut you can be. Now she put out a video, seductively prancing around in her drawers, professing her love to Lil’ Wayne just months after telling the world she got married. Just when you thought Kim Kardashian was going to hold on the “Attention Whore” crown for eternity.

What pisses The Shaun the most is that this life style is directly or indirectly being lived right in from of your son. As his mother, you are the primary example of how he is going to view women when he grows up. The Shaun finds almost hilarious that people like Britney Spears fight for their kids as you skip your son as you perform your $2 peep show for the world.

In The Shaun’s opinion you are a disgrace to all women and especially mothers.The Shaun is sure he speaks for many when he says that you should just finally go sit in a corner and…SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

New Rule: NO MORE HOLIDAYS!

THE SHAUN SAYS THIS…

As many know, The Shaun is on a neverending mission of hostile world domination. Once this Shaun World Order is established and the coup has taken places, The Shaun is surely to have to make some changes around this place. One of the first changes will be the ELIMINATION OF ALL HOLIDAYS!

The Shaun is not just talking solely about religious holidays but the BS holidays such as Valentine’s Day, 4th of July and (DARE THE SHAUN SAY) Black History Month. Now don’t confuse The Shaun, this is not a “bah humbug” thing at all, quite the opposite. The Shaun is calling for a year long celebration of all things.

The problem The Shaun has with holiday is that, for the most part, the nature of the holidays are only truly appreciated during the period of that particular holiday. Romance is only at its peak around Valentine’s Day, Sweetest Day and anniversaries. Martin Luther King is only truly discussed arounf the middle of January. The time of caring and sharing is only popularly associated with Thanksgiving and Christmas. The celebration of starting anew and discovering new opportunities in life is immediately thought during New Year’s Eve yet often no other major time. The celebration of one’s life is often associated with their birthday.

The Shaun asks…WHY CAN’T WE JUST CELEBRATE AND APPRECIATE THESE THINGS ON AN EVERY DAY BASIS?!

Why must we only discuss the advancement of blacks in America during February?

Why must we only celebrate our independence and freedoms once a year?

Why must we wait in we see all the pink ribbons in October to learn about Breast Cancer Awareness?

Why must only December 1st be the day we think about the effects of the AIDS/HIV?

Why must my daughter’s wait till March to learn of the great things women have done in history?

Now The Shaun knows there are some of you rolling your eyes with the thought that this information is available year round at libraries and we can choose to celebrate anything at any time. Yet The Shaun challenges you to think say that you actually truly appreciate and desire to learn more about these great achievements and issues anytime but during their “month” or their “week”.

Holidays also cause unnecessary headaches like bank closures, altered public transportation schedules, missed mail delivery and BORING ASS TV PROGRAMS! Sorry had to get that last one out.

The Shaun is not naive to think that most of the idea beyond these “holidays” and “celebrations” are nothing more that a reason to get us to spend more money. As much as The Shaun would to lead a “STOP THE CAPITALIST PIGS” rant and march….we’ll save that for another time.

So if ever the day comes that The Shaun hostile world takeover is complete, be prepared to toss your Valentine’s cards, Halloween costumes and Christmas decoration cause you’ll no longer have a need for them. Feel free to change your yearly family dinner to August and convert your turkey dinner to a BBQ! Instead of waiting till your anniversary or VDay to surprise the love of your, why not do it next Friday? (Make sure you get a sitter). History of Blacks, Latinos, Jews, Women and all cultures will be taught and celebrated year round so read up! Banks, mail, businesses and office buildings will also be open and run during their normal hours! AND CALL YOUR PARENTS EVERY SUNDAY DARNIT!!

So….PREPARE YOURSELVES…change is coming!

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A Keyboard For Blondes

January 26, 2012 under From The World of WTF, why is it
For $49.95, you too can have this “Keyboard for Blondes”. Some of the command keys have been altered to better suit their “targeted demographic”. Some examples are listed below.
  • Space Bar = The Big One: “I Need My Space” Key
  • Enter = Yes! I Want It!
  • Tab = Useless Key
  • Control = Somewhat Useless Key
  • Backspace = Oops!
  • Page Up = Way Up
  • Page Down = Way Down
  • Delete = Eraser
So…is this offensive or just plain funny?

When Bling Bling Goes Wrong…

January 23, 2012 under From The World of WTF

The main problem with this picture is the fact that many of you are looking at it like “Dammmmmmn that’s hot”

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