Why Is It?

January 29, 2012 under Question Everything, why is it

Why is it, in majority of science fiction movies, the aliens speak English?

Why is it, even though he’s adopted, Connor Cruise looks so much like Tom Cruise?

Why is it most football are uber-loyal to their home teams until they are eliminated from contention?

Why is it even though polling is easily manipulated we give their results so much credit?

Why is it our friends do not change with us?

Why is it we do not “pass the peace” in church anymore?

Why is it Chuck Norris insisted The Expendables be rated PG-13?

Why is it we continue to take technology right down the path of most apocalyptic science-fiction stories?

Why is it Beyonce and Jay-Z couldn’t just come out and say they used a surrogate?

Why is it there are no black leaders under the age of 40?

Why is it top sport players, actors and musicians can negotiate multi-million dollars contracts?

Why is it more American made products are made overseas?

QUESTION EVERYTHING!!

 

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A Keyboard For Blondes

January 26, 2012 under From The World of WTF, why is it
For $49.95, you too can have this “Keyboard for Blondes”. Some of the command keys have been altered to better suit their “targeted demographic”. Some examples are listed below.
  • Space Bar = The Big One: “I Need My Space” Key
  • Enter = Yes! I Want It!
  • Tab = Useless Key
  • Control = Somewhat Useless Key
  • Backspace = Oops!
  • Page Up = Way Up
  • Page Down = Way Down
  • Delete = Eraser
So…is this offensive or just plain funny?

KNOW THESE WORDS!

Why Is It?

January 16, 2012 under Question Everything, why is it

Why is it churches do not take a stronger stance on the state of the environment?

Why is it we remember more pain that has occurred throughout our lives than the joy?

Why is it so many are more concerned about how and when they will die than how they are currently living?

Why is it food never look like it did in the pictures when it is served to you?

Why is it those who are broke seem to spend the most?

Why is it more and more people are becoming more comfortable being single?

Why is it we continue to advance technology in ways that decrease our level of intelligence instead of increase it?

What is it people only agree with and openly support ideals that sooth their own conscious?

Why is it there are no healthy fast food restaurants?

Why id the most people give up right before they are about to break through?

Why is it people only protest issues that only benefit those of their demographic?

Why is it we only only remember people by who we want them to be versus who they actually were?

Why is it we make things so complicated?

Why is it that we tend to remember jokes in detail but only remain sketchy on sermons or lectures?

Why is it we are fascinated by the lives of celebrities who for the most part could care less about us?

Why is it that even though the greatest rewards in life are earned, people tend to give others their love so freely?

Why is it the more positive changes you make to your life the more friends you lose?

QUESTION EVERYTHING!!!

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THIS MUST STOP NOW!!!

January 15, 2012 under From The World of WTF, why is it

Someone is to explain this trainwreck and why these wastes of spaces and attention are everyFREAKINGwhere! In fact don’t explain it because The Shaun truly doesn’t care. But really…we have to deal with another year of this shit but we might riot in the streets to keep Community from getting canceled! Hopefully this virus will stop infecting our TV airwaves soon. Someone must save our children from this.

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